- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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