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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

class is canceled. My professor died.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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