your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

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