- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Equal rights!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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