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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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