jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

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