Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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I'm Polish.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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