What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Guess what? You guessed it.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's half of 8? o

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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