Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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