- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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