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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a mime

Women outside of the kitchen.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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