- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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