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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How does a black guy die? Unknown

rent a cops

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

The Blonde walked into a wall.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A man died.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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