- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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