- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

You are joking right?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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