- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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