- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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