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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Haha, I get it..

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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