What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Did you know? . You already know!

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

cory is gay

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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