Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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like if your cool

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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