why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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