- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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