- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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