A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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No soup for you!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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