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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Facebook How i met my mother

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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