Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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