How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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