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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Women's professional sports

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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