- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

an american walks out of a strip club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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