josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Anti Joke

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