Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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