- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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