Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

where's mom I killed her

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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