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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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