How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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