- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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