What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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I read the terms of service.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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