- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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