- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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