Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

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