Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Anti Joke

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