- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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