- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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