How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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