- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

The chickens have become self-aware!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Want to hear a joke? Obama

13 =B you just learned something

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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