Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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