- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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