- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Jimmy Saville

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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