- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Good job, son.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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