Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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