- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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