- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

the NAACP

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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