A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

every knight i see an owl at window

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Ben Corbishley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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