Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

angelo snyder is not ga

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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