- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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