What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...