- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why are black people so fast? because there black

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

hey hey apple

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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