Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Anti Joke

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