- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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