- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why is this joke funny It isn't

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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