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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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