- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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