Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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