your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Anti Joke

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