- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

time to spruce up!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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