you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Weaner

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

civil rights

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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