Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's brown an sticky Shit

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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