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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

outside your comfort zone

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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