whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

i hate non minorities!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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