What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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