- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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