This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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