What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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