- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Women's rights

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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