To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

your face

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Your mother just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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