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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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