- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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