- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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