- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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