- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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