ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Immigration Laws

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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