- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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