- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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