- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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