If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Maths.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Anti Joke

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