What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

William wright is Gay

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

your mama so old, shes dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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