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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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