- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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