NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Anti Joke

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