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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

autistic kids rock

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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