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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

women's rights

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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