Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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