What is older than history?

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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God is real.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Anti Joke

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