- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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