- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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