- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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