A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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sky silverstein

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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