- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what's black and can't swim?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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