- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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