- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

I'm Polish.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what are you mike bibby?

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