- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

I am a mime

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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