- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beka has AIDS

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

He--Hey guys

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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