Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Suck pussy

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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