What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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