- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

how do you call someone? use a phone

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why so serious ?

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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