- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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