RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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