Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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There's my tractor.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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