- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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why are balck people black because they are

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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