- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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