I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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