How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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