Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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My spelling is horrible

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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