- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What fires shots? A gun

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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