- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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