You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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