- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

someone called someone else a frog

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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