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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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