- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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