- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

tea with milk?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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