- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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