What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

William wright is Gay

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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