What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Anti Joke

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