- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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