- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

ejaculation JLR

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Anyone can post anything.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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