whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Anti Joke

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