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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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