Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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George W. Bush

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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