- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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